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theshoutingendoflife:

jaclcfrost:

standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this fucking flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”

Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.

"Just be real with me."

zodiacsociety:

- Sagittarius (zodiacsociety)

thebrainchildren:

This makes me furious.

thebrainchildren:

This makes me furious.

wookiej:

Spanish Teacher: ¿Cómo estás?

Me: Estoy bitchin’

insanityacademy:

If you’re comparing 5sos to green day and blink 182 I will find you and I will squirt lemons in your eyes

me n my plant gf

  • me: bby ur hand is so thin
  • her: that me leaf

teysa-orzhov-rules-lawyer:

livingforlegdays:

shut-up-and-commit-to-it:

"What about when you get old?"
Tattooed Seniors answer the question.

You will look fucking bad ass, is what will happen.

i hope i look as good as them in 70 years

Wow. I WISH I could look as awesome as them.

tom-marvolo-dildo:

japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND



with their #1 hit single “we are groot”

tom-marvolo-dildo:

japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND

with their #1 hit single “we are groot”

Anonymous said: I'm at work and I'm about to cry. I don't want to cry, can you say something funny?

xekstrin:

mylife-beliike:

i-do-it-for-the-lesbians:

ONE TIME AT SCHOOL LET ME REMIND YOU I GO TO AN ALL GIRLS CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL SO THEY ALL WEAR SHOIRT ASS SKIRTS OKAY SO ONE TIME THIS GIRL LIKE TRIPPED AND HER SKIRT FLEW UP AND MY FRIEND WAS LIKE TIFFANH GO FUCKING HELP HER UP AND I WAS LIKE PARALYZED STARING AT HER ASS AND THEN MY FRIEND WAS LIKE FUCKING SHIT TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN AND SHE LITERALLY HIT ME WITH A BIBLE AND I HAVE NO REGRETS NONE

This kills me every time

"TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN"